The LBJ

Shake 1 part bourbon and 1 part Southern Comfort and strain into martini glass. Serve garnished with a slice of banh mi.

Rumembrance of Things Past

Pour a shot of your favorite rum into the bottom of a chilled highball glass. Add two scoops of butter rum ice cream on top of the rum. Drizzle another 1/2 or 1/4 shot of rum on top of ice cream. VERY SLOWLY pour coke into the glass until ice cream has risen to the top of the glass. Garnish with whipped cream if desired and two straws.

(A Submission! they are encouraged!)

Banned in Boston

Served in a shotglass.

1 part everclear (not sold in Massachusetts)

3 parts Four Loko (now banned in Massachusetts)

Top with 30-proof whipped cream (the next Four Loko?? http://nydn.us/gdOmcK )

Serve for half price during Happy Hour (drink specials are illegal in Boston)

Imbibe with a sense of rebellion.

The Martian Cross-Section

Place ground cinnamon into a double shot glass so that it covers the bottom of the glass with a depth of about 0.5cm.  Carefully spoon spiced rum over the cinnamon until the glass is 3/4 full, the aim being to keep the cinnamon on the bottom of the glass without clouding the rum.  Spoon vodka on top of the rum to fill.  Serve.

El Coche Bomba: A glass of Rogue Chipotle Ale into which a shot of tequila is dropped. 

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Having actually brought this into play I can vouch for its decency - the flavors go well together, and the added tequila heightens the spiciness of the chipotle flavor in the beer.  Recommended.

“Hypocktail”

Is the official preferred portmanteau of items found on this page. NOW YOU KNOW.

The Bully Pulpit

To be served in a double shot glass.  An aggressive pour of vodka, orange juice, and grapefruit juice, garnished with a lemon wedge.  Shot to be taken as friend or stranger screams, inches from face.

The Learn Your Shit or “A True Gentleman Always Knows”

A shot of scotch, a shot of whiskey*, a shot of bourbon, served to a blindfolded man. He must slam them, then identify the order of the shots correctly in under thirty seconds. If he is incorrect, he is made to repeat the experience until he is correct. The bartender may not alter the order of the shots.

*Rye, specifically, since bourbon is also a whiskey, but whatever.

The Seattle Space Needle

2 counts of Coffee Liqueur 2 counts of Blue Curacao, 4 counts of collected rainwater. Served in a chilled martini glass.

The Tweed on A Scotsman

Two fingers of Scotch, served in a rocks glass, rimmed with lanolin.

Alternately: A flask filled with Scotch that’s been left on the back of a live sheep for up to a minute.