Infuse bourbon with Chicken in a Biskit Crackers, maple syrup. Strain into a cracker-rimmed martini glass. Serve with Sausage Gravy chaser.
Pour one bottle (750ml) of vodka into a large-mouthed container (like a mason jar). Add one sleeve of original Oreo cookies. Vigorously shake bottle for 2-3 minutes and then let sit for at least 12 hours.
Add 2 parts Oreo vodka sludge to one parts cold whole milk. Sip.
The old name for this concoction used to be Dr. Jon’s Miracle Tonic. It is now called BOSS BATTLE (all caps mandatory). Here’s how you make a bottle of BOSS BATTLE:
- Look through your cabinet for every bottle of liquor with about an inch or two left in the bottom.
- Pour all of that into one bottle.
- You have now made BOSS BATTLE.
This particular vintage is made of Jameson’s, peach schnapps, pumpkin spice liqueur, Stoli blueberry, Skyy vanilla, and blue raspberry vodka. It is almost certainly unspeakably vile. And yet it will probably be consumed before the end of the summer by various people in acts of boldness, bet fulfillment, or just plain masochism. BOSS BATTLE is something everyone should have in their cabinet, just in case.
BOSS BATTLE: WE DRINK TO KNOW WE ARE ALIVE
Briefly bringing this blog out of cryostasis because Jon’s idea is too perfectly executed, even if it doesn’t technically fulfill the requirements for inclusion in the pantheon of hypocktails..
Shake 1 part bourbon and 1 part Southern Comfort and strain into martini glass. Serve garnished with a slice of banh mi.
Pour a shot of your favorite rum into the bottom of a chilled highball glass. Add two scoops of butter rum ice cream on top of the rum. Drizzle another 1/2 or 1/4 shot of rum on top of ice cream. VERY SLOWLY pour coke into the glass until ice cream has risen to the top of the glass. Garnish with whipped cream if desired and two straws.
(A Submission! they are encouraged!)
Served in a shotglass.
1 part everclear (not sold in Massachusetts)
3 parts Four Loko (now banned in Massachusetts)
Top with 30-proof whipped cream (the next Four Loko?? http://nydn.us/gdOmcK )
Serve for half price during Happy Hour (drink specials are illegal in Boston)
Imbibe with a sense of rebellion.
Place ground cinnamon into a double shot glass so that it covers the bottom of the glass with a depth of about 0.5cm. Carefully spoon spiced rum over the cinnamon until the glass is 3/4 full, the aim being to keep the cinnamon on the bottom of the glass without clouding the rum. Spoon vodka on top of the rum to fill. Serve.
